Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Straight up gross.

Yesterday, we took Wes to school. Since loading up BOTH girls in the car seems to be such a huge task, I try to run any other errands while we are OUT AND ABOUT. So, I decided to run to the grocery store. I realized once we got there that not only was Paisley still in her jammies and soggy diaper, but she didn't have shoes on. Oh well, I'll just put her in the grocery cart. Fat chance. She pitched a fit, and I gave in. So Paisley walked around the whole grocery store bare foot and had feet that were COMPLETELY BLACK by the time we got back to the car. As we were driving home I turned around to look at Paisley to find her LICKING THE BOTTOM OF HER FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sick. And now her face was black from the nasty-ness of her circle K feet!! I screamed with fright and said "Paisley what ARE you doing??!! STOP!!" She nonchalantly replied "Mom, I'm just cleaning my feet."

Awesome.

Ashley-

17 comments:

Jen said...

So gross, but sadly i still have to say hilarious!

Devin & Ruthann said...

hahaha! I'm glad you wrote this story down because you'll always want to remember this one!

Ashley Bunker said...

Ha ha ha that it so funny! She is so cute Ash. Both of your girlies are so adorable.

Jaron & Abby said...

That could be the best story ever! Hahaha I absolutely love it. How funny that that was her solution for cleaning her feet. :)

McElprangs said...

Haha! So gross, cute, and funny, all at the same time!

Jami said...

Oh, I feel like our girls would get along very well. Grace eats a lot of really gross things. I can't tell you how many times grace goes though the whole day in jammies...or naked. I am glad you wrote this, it makes me feel better about my daughter. By the way, the other night at a restaurant. I turned around for a second, and then when I turned back around. She was naked, and climbing on the table. Great...just great.

Unknown said...

haha that is so funny! definately something kate would do too! Im shocked our kids havent had any seriously gross diseases by now.

Tina said...

You have taught her well Ashley. If it's dirty she cleans it and boy talk about resourceful. She even cleans with homemade cleaning supplies. Better watch out their going to have her as a guest speaker at enrichment night if the the word gets out. I love it. I can just see her meticulously wiping the black off with her licked finger. Can't wait to see you guys this weekend. Love, Grandma Tina

Anonymous said...

am i shocked at all? no not at all. that is my niece. little rag doll. i love you sis keep it up! haha

Whitney said...

ewwww!!!! but hilarious.

Shalantie said...

hahaha.. that's the best!

Jamie said...

Thanks for the laugh Ash! Where did she learn to clean her feet that way???

Adam & Ady said...

She should have responded by saying "just helping my immune system mom!" :) I laughed so hard when I read this! She is too cute

Tatiana said...

Oh my gosh! I would die if my little girl did that. How do they think to do that kind of stuff? Hilarious

Robyn and Anthony said...

Hahaha hilarious!!! She's a smart one though :)

Lindsay Shreeve said...

This is hilarious!

Hale Yes!! said...

Your girls are both so adorable!! I have not been on here in forever!! Congrats on your new baby!!! I hope you are feeling well!!!