Today, I was practically at my wits end with Paisley. She really IS great, but today she was extra naughty. But why why WHY, must she say the funniest things to make me laugh while I'm trying to be SERIOUS with her ? ? ?
Here's some things she said today that had me in stitches... (and sometimes I forget how funny something was unless I write it down... ) Hence, this post.
*Today we are at Wal- Mart and Paisley decides to "run amuck" of course. I'm trying to pay the lady and Paisley gets quiet, and she "toots." As if no one heard it, she announced at the top of her lungs "TOOOTED" and then she laughed to herself. ha ha.
*Tonight we are having dinner. I didn't forget that Paisley isn't a fan of BROCCOLI, but Im trying to believe that maybe one day she'll like it. (high hopes, I know.) So she eats the broccoli, makes a nauseous face, spits it out, quickly changes her face to a happy one then looks at me, and says ' I LIKE IT' !
*Today at the gym I was getting my stuff out of the locker and then I put Paisley's jacket on that she had ripped off. I'm not paying attention to the half nude woman beside me, but Paisley noticed her underwear AND reported " PANTIES.... pretty !! ". I had to laugh. Good thing she's so observant, right?
*Paisley sometimes will call you "guy" or "girl" if she doesn't know your name. Today at the gym, in the LADIES locker room, she called a lady "GUY"... uh, oops?! The "guy" was indeed a lady. I just pretended like I didn't hear her and HOPED the guy/lady didn't hear it!
*As I told Paisley it was time to go to bed, she looks me in the eye, get "this" close to my face, points her little finger and says "MINUTES". Once again, I had to laugh. And she won. I gave her more "minutes".
I know I need to be more of a "stickler" a lot of the time. But sometimes, I'm okay with just laughing instead.
HOPE YOUR DAY IS GREAT! HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING !!
ps. IM COOKING A TURKEY FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE, SOOOO.... WISH ME LUCK!
8 comments:
Ashley, She reminds of Wes calling out "Willow,it's willow", at the small person in Frys when he was about three. We were all trying not to laugh and moving quickly out of site. Could you please email me the Disney picks you put on your blog. I took them off the blog but the resolution is not high enough. I'm trying to get them larger in a project. Thanks, Mom
Oh man, i love it. I love those little things kids say totally unabashed.
I'm so sad we're going to miss the ward Thanksgiving this week. I wish we could be there. Your turkey will be amazing. Enjoy!
that is too funny. Carsyn say's the funnies thing lately and i cant help but laugh. It's so great. Have a good thanksgiving girl. C ya soon (can u believe it?)ahhhh
Ashley I just know you are a fabulous mother!
I love the broccoli one! She is adorable!
~~*I loved this post for some reason. Maybe its because your little Paizers is such a DOLL FACE!! I feel like I know her for some reason. But, maybe it's because she is around the same age as my two nieces and nephew =) I'm sitting here @ work reading this post and just BUSTED up laughing @ the Walmart "TOOTED" one. That is hilarious. YOU have to start recording all of the funny little sayings. My Mom did a good job @ recording the funny things that we would say. And every once in awhile she will get the books out and read them too us. LOL Happy Thanksgiving to THE WRIGHT FAMILY!! Miss you =)*~~
oh how I loved this post. I have the same problem with Grace. She really is a good little girl, but like any 2 year old she gets naughty sometimes. But right when I think I am going to snap, she always does something so clever. I just can't keep a straight face, and usally end up laughing. Horrible...b/c it gives good reinforcement for bad behavior!!!
Ash, wow I love the comments! I can totally picture the "mintues" one! She's such a sweet girl and you're a great Mom!!
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