15. your 2 yr. old has a meltdown and it's to the point where you know EVERYONE is counting the seconds til' you LEAVE.14. you get the dollar popcorn and drink special way too often. when the popcorn isn't up to par on the freshness, you demand a fresh batch. after all, you are paying a whole dollar.
13. you clumsily and accidentally drop a glass vase on the floor; shattering it into a million pieces.
12. the 2 yr. old breaks something that cost more than your life.
11. you open up a bag of the stores' trail mix(mmmmmm.)and eat while shopping. it's ok, im gonna buy it. relax.
10. youre trying on something in the dressing room and your kid sneaks under someone else's stall. yeah.
9. youre again in the dressing room and youre trying to slip into a cute skirt, when all of a sudden something rips... (not a fart), the waistband. You guessed the wrong size and guess the quality wasnt that good and the material tore a little at the waist. oops. You walk out and tell the nice lady that you're going to pass on the item. thanks, it just wasnt that cute.
8. your 2 yr. old pulls out toys and sticks them in the cart. so you randomly put them back in different aisles as your walking to checkout.
7. your husband is playing with the kids toys. after all there is an age limit on these things.
6. you try on a lotion that's not a tester bc you couldnt find the tester.
5. your kid is playing on the "model" crib in the baby section.
4. your kid is screaming "out, out" , so you take them out of the cart and let them walk "next to you" on the ground. ya right. you lose your kid for a couple seconds which feels like forever. CPS is on their way don't worry.
3. most times you go to target and stay for a couple of hours and don't buy a single thing. Maybe theres' a minimum you have to spend if you go so often and stay for so long .
2. you steal something. what a loser.
1. NO, YOU REALLY STOLE SOMETHING. LIKE, YOU'RE A SHOPLIFTER AND JACKED SOMETHING FROM THE STORE WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT. WHAT KIND OF A MORON WOULD DO THAT??? PEOPLE REALLY SUCK. seriously.
OH MY GOSH, I STOLE SOMETHING FROM TARGET TODAY!!! IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT, IM NOT A LOSER I SWEAR. it was a 97 cent pack of baby wipes and they were under my purse in the cart. i didnt see them till i was out of the store, paisley was buckled in, car was started, and i lifted my purse, and aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, i totally didnt' pay for those. !!!!!!! i debabted getting paisley back out of the car and walking from the FURTHEST parking spot (mine) and paying the dollar. I'LL BE SURE TO GO BACK TONIGHT WHEN I DON'T HAVE PAISLEY and pay for those baby wipes!!!!!
oh my word. what a day.
and YES, all those things have happened to me at target. not all in the same day,
thank goodness.
15 comments:
hahaha. I have a love/hate relationship with target. Yes, I do.
That has happened to me a few too many times. Although, I never feel it is worth it to go back in 115 degree heat! You are better than me! I just figure I spend enough at those stores. :) I know, I am bad.
All that can really happen in one trip to Target?!?!?! :)
Okay you just described the average shopping day with Livvy every where I go. That was great! I was cracking up the whole time! Wow I don't know how businesses stay alive with kids in them!
Oh girl you are not alone. I always debate if I should even go to the store because of what could happen. In the end though I always go because lets face it it's better then staying home. I love the new header.
Ashley you crack me up!
I am TOTALLY one of those who likes to 'SNACK' while shopping. When it's time to check out, don't worry.. the entire bag is gone and I get those looks.... Hey, @ least I'm payin' for it, Gosh dang it. I'm not one of those who eats it and then leaves the wrapper in the cosmetic isle. ha Oh and don't worry! We still have about $300 in gift cards left @ Target from when we got married. I'm not a fan of that place and their stupid return policy so I'm debating what to do with it. :(
Oh I love target. Don't we all just walk around for hours and not buy anything and yes all all the others.
Wow!! That sounds like my Sam!!! Oh and Paisley's room is so cute!!!
I LOVE IT. I laughed so hard reading that...thank you. Sounds like you have some exciting Target trips...
This totally happens to me! I especially like the one about staying so long but not buying anything b/c I always love to look (meanwhile all these things happen with the kids) then remember I don't have the money so walk out with nothing!
Ha ha i love that! Who hasn't had those things happen to them (at least those of us with kids). They make life so much more exciting. Although i have to add to the list...had their child pee on the floor just outside the bathroom stall then have her kid ride around the rest of the store in wet pants! That's what you have to look forward to!!
Thief!! Ha ha. Um seriously I love target.
I LOOOOVe Target and it's totally okay to walk around for hours and not buy a thing, although I don't know if I've ever done that. It's all too tempting. I should try it, though.
Ha- You really do the same thing and don't get caught. Two words. W.T. and proud! Miss you.
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